AISubs v3.7
Hmph!
♪ Hold me tight ♪
♪ Always ♪
You said "Amazing" just now.
♪ Always ♪
It's completely different.
Full of bad points.
This time, we have a secret guest joining us.
We don't know who it is.
Wow!
We're waiting in the dressing room.
Our secret guest is over there.
We haven't seen him yet.
We'll listen to the guest's information and guess who it is.
Wow!
I think it's a big guest to make up a situation like this.
Really?
Of course.
How big is it?
I think it's a can-drinking class.
Hahaha!
It's a can-drinking class.
Hahaha!
No, it's a can-drinking class.
Hahaha!
As you can see, we don't know who it is.
We'll listen to the guest's information and guess who it is.
Our staff, come here.
Okay.
You're wearing a lot of make-up.
Hahaha!
By the way, do you like my make-up today?
Yes, I like it.
Hahaha!
Right?
It's a love song, isn't it?
Hahaha!
What's wrong with you?
I haven't put a single nail in my brain yet.
I haven't done any sexual harassment yet.
Oh, really?
Yes, it's okay.
We'll give you instructions and you'll look for her.
Yes, yes.
We'll ask you for information and guess who she is.
Sounds good.
What should we do?
Shall we guess first?
Let's do it.
Yes.
Who could it be?
By the way, do you know who she is?
Yes, I do.
Oh, you know her.
Yes, yes.
I don't think she's into variety shows.
What?
Like plays and such.
And besides, she likes comedy.
Oh.
If you don't watch "Shujuto Gokuro-san", we won't give you an OK.
Right.
I'm scared of her.
I know who she is.
Who?
A can drinker?
Dejavu?
What's wrong with you?
Why a can drinker?
You like can drinkers, don't you?
I like can drinkers.
What?
Don't tease me like that.
I'm not teasing you.
First of all, you're a spy, right?
Right.
Can you tell me what you look like?
Oh, yes.
Tell me what you look like as a spy.
Please.
Yes, I understand.
Have a good day.
Hurry up or I'll kill you.
Yes, shut up.
How will you kill me?
What?
How will you kill me?
With my neck.
With my neck crossed.
Turn around.
Like this.
What?
I'm scared.
You're scared?
Yes.
You're late.
Yes, I am.
I should be scolded for this.
You came back so early.
You ran in and drank a can of beer.
I'm back.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Are you a man or a woman?
Which one are you?
I'm a very handsome man.
You're a very handsome man?
I'm wearing an over-the-top outfit.
It's a little damaged.
Damaged? I knew it. I knew it because you were wearing an over-the-top outfit.
I knew it was damaged.
Who are you?
I'm Kenny Omega, an AEW professional wrestler.
I don't know you, but I'm K-hentai.
It's been a while, Katochika!
Speak Japanese properly.
You've been doing that before, haven't you?
Yes.
I want to tell you somehow.
That's why the audience is getting smaller and smaller.
Isn't it?
It's a little different.
But it's an over-the-top outfit, isn't it?
You're Ishi-chan, right?
Ishi-chan of Honjama-ga.
Ishi-chan?
Will Ishi-chan come?
Ishi-chan won't come.
No, he won't.
You're that guy.
Sagat of St. II.
I'm sorry. Your physique is too different.
Can I do this?
You know the green onion we always eat?
Can you put it in your mouth and show me your reaction?
Yes.
Okay.
Green onion.
Can you bring it home and let me smell it?
Yes, I bought it.
If you know people, you can tell by their smell.
I'm going to cut it now.
Yes.
Please do this for me.
I'll do it.
If I add more soil, will it come back?
Please sit down.
"Iketeru"?
Yes.
"Iketeru" means oversized clothes.
"Iketeru" clothes are usually tight.
Really?
Like Kazama Toru.
It's tight.
It's a long time ago.
"Shibata Kyohei" is a little oversized.
"Shibata Kyohei"?
Kyohei Shibata.
That's dangerous.
Kyohei Shibata.
I'm scared.
Stop it.
I'm scared all the time.
She has hands and legs. She's amazing.
Would you mind opening your mouth?
- Excuse me. - Yes, I'm sorry.
- She's amazing, though. - She's really old-fashioned.
The rest is amazing. The rest is...
She said "organizer." "Organizer!" She said.
Maybe she's thinking too much.
Did you say it?
Yes.
You said it with a loud voice, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
No, you're drooling.
You said it!
Is it green onion or saliva?
Which one is drooling?
Drooling?
Yes, I'm drooling.
Really?
Yes.
Say it.
Wow!
Oh, it's enoki mushroom!
Enoki mushroom!
It smells like green onion.
It's green onion, isn't it?
Let me smell it.
It stinks!
It smells like green onion.
It stinks!
Who said it's drooling?
Michael Tomioka?
Who said it's drooling?
Write it down.
Is it good?
It's not good.
Then write it down.
Do you want me to do it?
Yes.
Do you want me to write it down?
Yes.
How does it look like?
But it's a cute picture with unique characteristics of girls.
Yes.
It seems like you can suppress it with a minimum amount of brush strokes.
It really smelled like green onion.
You were drooling a lot.
I was drooling a lot.
You were drooling a lot.
I'm done.
Please do it.
Yes.
Wow!
It's only kunie.
Tanaka kunie?
Tanaka kunie is coming?
Tanaka kunie?
No, it's not.
There is Takeshi band.
Yes.
Is it Takeshi?
No, it's not.
Don't ask me for help.
Look at them and say it carefully.
Okay.
Say it.
Okay, I'll say it.
It's difficult.
Ataru, you know...
Yes.
You wipe it with a tissue and make it smell.
Yes, yes.
Because that person smells like that Ataru.
You don't say "wow", you just say "ugh".
You just say "ugh", you just say "ugh", you just say "ugh".
Do you have piercings?
I don't have piercings now, but I'll draw them.
You'll draw them.
I'll draw them.
It's quick.
Yes.
And you smell like that Ataru.
You smell like an idiot, don't you?
No, I'm sorry, but I washed it.
What?
I washed it.
You washed it, but you can't take it off.
I washed it. I washed it really well.
There's a place you wash it with water.
I washed it with water until I took off the scales of the fish.
There's a place you take off the scales of a carp.
I washed it with that much determination.
I see.
Do you want me to smell it?
Go ahead.
It stinks.
What are you talking about?
It's scary!
I'll wear it for the next recording.
Your stinkiness.
It's groggy in my vagina.
Stop it.
What are you doing?
What?
My child might see it.
My child might see it and say, "Dad, it stinks in my vagina."
Watch the movie!
It's not that bad!
Watch the movie, you!
It's in the middle of writing "Giva's Sermon"!
Okay, I'll go now.
That's enough.
By the way, what's your name?
I don't know.
Okay.
I'll go now.
Go ahead.
Thank you very much.
Hurry up and call me.
I don't have time to breathe.
I thought I'd be able to hang out with you two.
But I can't hang out with you at all.
Thank you for waiting.
Did you write it carefully?
Yes, this is...
It took you quite some time.
Yes, it did.
But this is...
Yes, the original one.
Yes, please.
This is the picture I wrote carefully.
Wow, you haven't changed at all.
You have piercings!
Yes.
You have piercings!
And you're glaring at me.
You're so annoying.
The knit hat is Supreme...
Supreme?
I'm sorry.
That's it.
You have quite a calm face.
He told me that I look like him.
You do?
You do.
Do you know who he is?
This is difficult.
But you have a calm face.
I think you look like Morio Kazama.
Morio Kazama?
No, I don't.
Can you sketch him for me?
That person.
Yes.
Put it on paper and you can trace it for me.
Oh, like this?
Yes.
It's a difficult job.
Yes, it is.
Not everyone can do it.
I smile and say, "You're great."
If you make more money,
I'll give you a credit card.
You'll give her a credit card?
Yes.
Use up to 300,000 cards whenever you like.
Wow, that's amazing.
Yes.
What will you do with it?
Just give it to her?
I'll make sure she calls me anytime.
Am I giving her money?
What will you do?
I'll call her.
Sex?
Yes.
Sex in the media?
No way.
I'm making money.
I'll give her a credit card.
Oh, you're making money with a credit card.
Sex is a given?
It's a given.
She'll call me anytime.
Even in the middle of the night.
"Come!" and she'll come right away.
Oh, she'll come right away.
If you say no, she'll give you a credit card.
That's crazy.
I'm looking back.
That's embarrassing.
What will you do?
You two...
This show is over.
I got a little out of hand.
I'm sorry.
I'm working.
Something is said like "wow".
What?
Who are you talking with? A duo?
Alone?
No, I'm alone.
You're talking alone. That's bad.
Can you see spirits?
Is it a bridge?
Right?
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
It's coming out firmly.
It's coming out more than I thought.
Oh, I'm scared.
Not good, not good, not good.
Have you noticed?
What?
If you don't knock here, it's shaking all the time.
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
It may come out.
It may be the sound of this place.
It's the sound of this place.
Oh, it's coming.
Yes.
It was written while saying that it was visible in the book.
Yes.
Here it is.
What are you talking about?
Seriously.
I'm sorry. Can I say it?
I'm sorry.
Yes, it smells like squid.
No, it's because it's ugly.
It's ugly.
Yes, it smells like squid.
It's great.
How do you feel now?
I'm wondering if it won't end soon.
I know, I know.
Don't close the page.
This is a big hint, but is it older or younger than us?
Yes, yes.
It's a feeling, but you may not know.
Yes.
I think it's younger than us.
Oh, it's younger than us.
Yes.
It's pointed down and it's tight.
Is it tight?
It's tight.
Is it tight?
I got it.
Did you get it?
Yes.
Can I say it?
It's me, Acchan.
Yes.
Acchan is a VIP now.
Yes.
I'm a pingenier, Hiroaki Terada.
Is it me?
What?
I'm Hiroaki Terada.
Yes.
There's someone like Zakoshi and someone like R-1's Yusho and Kageuchi.
I think they're coming, too.
(Bell rings)
Who is it?
Hiroaki Terada is coming.
I'm looking forward to it.
Me, too.
We're going to have a match.
Shall we call out the winner?
Let's call out the winner.
One, two...
Hiroaki Terada!
What are you doing?
I'm going to teach you how to do it.
Wow!
Where did you buy it?
It's been here for a long time.
It's really long.
Is it okay for a swing to come out like this?
Sharai ogiri, kora ga koyada, jaguchi wo hinereba jima.
Big papa pan!
You big papa pan!
I'm small big papa pan!
Small papa pan!
Yes, I'm small big papa pan!
I'm big papa pan!
I'm small big papa pan!
Big papa pan!
The end!
Big papa pan!
What are you doing?!
I've been coming here since the NHK children's show.
That's a big gap!
What are you doing?!
That was the worst!
That was Rintaro!
You're too thin! You're too thin!
You need to bend down a little more!
Before I called you in, you were peeing!
You need to bend down!
I need to bend down?
You need to bend down!
I was over there.
Why didn't you bend down?
Did you trace your penis?
I traced my penis!
I was on the low table like this!
I was peeing!
I was peeing in front of a young girl!
You're so thin!
I'm thin!
You're like a ball!
I'm almost like a ball!
You're like Chupa Chups' fat guy!
I'm really fat!
Chupa Chups' fat guy!
I'm fat!
And you know what?
What?
You were biting!
You were biting because you were peeing!
No way!
You were biting!
No way!
If you were peeing, you need to wash your hands!
Stop it!
I'm a popular guy!
Popular!
I don't like it!
Peeing!
Stop peeing!
You were peeing a lot!
No way!
I was peeing all the time!
You were making a lot of noise!
No way!
You were peeing a lot!
No way!
I'm a popular guy!